Good reflexes

December 15th, 2010, 12:10 am

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True_Darius, December 15th, 2010, 1:22 am


ok, no matter what galaxy you were born in... that hurts.

No, Johnson is not going to save them, as HE DIED.

The new pic is in the "clean" gallery, and its an ilustration i drew for the spanish page concerning the 40.000 visits. (far away of the almost 600.000 that has the english one) XDDD

I sent it to a drawing contest, but it didnt win, its a pity.

Anyway, enjoy it as my christmas (or any other kind of festivity) present. Peace to All People of Good Will ^_^



and those who dont... i guess you could go fuck yourselves with a pointy stick...

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Christ (Guest), December 15th, 2010, 3:33 am

Slaanesh
there's a lot of thing I could do with a pointy stick...or a chainsword...and a boltgun...*take note*

By the way, Image 63 from gallery 18+ MK II seem's a big buggy. One sec it's there, the other not.

Archon (Guest), December 15th, 2010, 4:42 am

LoL
Poor Mandrake.

Ducimax (Guest), December 15th, 2010, 5:12 am

Bad
I think I can say in the name of all male readers: OUCH!

Ironhand (Guest), December 15th, 2010, 5:24 am

I don't believe it
Remember, Darius. In the home page, says...

"EATATAU!!!

A juvenile delinquent

A girl with a childhood trauma

A carnivore monster with no respect for the life

A genetically mutated traitor human warrior

And two queer space elfs looking for home

All of them in a spaceship lost in the universe!

EVERY WEDNESDAY!"

The human traitor will not be dead for me until he is not there ;)

Anyway, its a cool way to avoid to be raped. I think this is about five female self-defense manuals.

Archon (Guest), December 15th, 2010, 6:46 am

A question.
Ok, one Mandrake is KO, but the others?

Sweety-sama (Guest), December 15th, 2010, 10:58 am

Hehe!
That hurts! That will teach that horny Alien Guy not to mess with a Girl!
BOOYA! XD
Kick ass!

@Ironhand: thats true! If it would happen to me... That guy would be dead... or nearly ^^;

Ironhand (Guest), December 15th, 2010, 2:43 pm

...
If you say so...

The most intelligent tip is avoid confrontation. But if you don't have any chance of flee, its better to completely neutralize target to risk that he comes after you. (I completely discard "do nothing" as an option for this, because the consequences are uncomprehensive for any man)

A friend's sister had this trouble, she hit the agressor and run instead hit him again to neutralize the threat while he was defenseless, and almost got killed by him. Fortunately, she lived about 40 meters far away, and the history ended without any scratch for her. She thought after that that was a question of luck.

It's my opinion and some experts one, so if you dislike, please delete both posts and will never write in the comments again. Your comic, your rules.

But consider that if you use a theme like this even for funny, may you have encounter different oppinions about it.

True_Darius, December 15th, 2010, 5:21 pm


I have been doing selfdefense martial arts for 15 years. And the worst thing you can ever ever do, is stay.

NEVER STAY. ok? and NEVER tell a woman to stay. You are NOT a policeman, nor a superhero nor any kind of justice warrior, you DONT have to neutralize ANYBODY. You have to flee. DONT call the police yet. Run to any crowded place, or get near any other person, DONT go into any unknown private place like a house or a laundry shop. And once you are with people, then you may call the police.

For this, the first hit is the most important, as you use the surprise, it has to be fast and critical. if, as you say, the woman gets a shot like the one sha`shiva got, thats when she has the chance to run.

When you get hit that hard, the "target" falls down and gets into fetal crouch, where you protect almost all your critical point. In that pose, is almost impossible to knock somebody out. Much more likely, he will get up in about 15 seconds, and this time, he will be MUCH angrier, and you wont have the surprise element.

And this is not only for "about to be raped woman".

All the martial arts you may know are only means to give you ten or twenty seconds of running after the first blow.


As an example, some years ago, somebody tried to steal Coral Bistuer, Female taewkondo spanish champion during 10 years, with a knife. She gave everything to the thief, and then, hit him. Surprise element.

Ironhand (Guest), December 15th, 2010, 5:50 pm

Ok
That's my opinion and experience, like I said. I had done martial arts as well during 11 years, and I've been hit even in the ground on fetal position two times before giving up a combat. Of course the other was discalified :P

Believe me, always there is a weak point that will knock out you. Hit on face, crush an ankle jumping over it... Its self-defense, and its for your life. Not heroic or justice. And of course, forget all fair-play with this kind of people.

Of course, depends of the context. If you are about 40 meters of a safe place, my theory is sensless. But in the case that I gave before, this girl had no place to hide or request help if we except her home.

Anyway, I don't want to angry you or discuss endlessly if our opinion and mine are different. So if you want, erase this discussion posts and thats all ^^

Nekropancser (Guest), December 15th, 2010, 7:07 pm

Speed and weakness
Have you ever tried to run away from someone faster and stronger than you? 15 secs... 20 secs... no matter... if he wants your blood, he will take it. Run if you can, for he is stronger, but forget running, if there is nowhere to hide... mostly even people can not or would not defend you. My experiences. My stepfather attacked me... again. I backed, darted away. He was taller, stronger. I got away like eighty meters, when he brought me down with his knees. The constable's car passed us by, while he was grabbing my neck.
Consequently: no one is going to help you, no one is going to protect you. No use to run away. Why? Because aggressive attackers attack those, whom are weaker than themselves, so they will run you down. Most likely. If you can kill your attacker, don't hesitate. If you can knock him senseless, do that! And running should be the third option.
If you can't... then make peace with your gods... you are under your attacker's power and at his mercy.
So sorry... but self defense gives you only the slightest of chances... this is why the wolves eat sheeps... because they can.

Guest, December 15th, 2010, 8:18 pm


well there more than one way of getting your food from someone suffering...even if they happen to be done to one of the mandrake own buddy.

Johnson is not dead....he is somehow save and brought back to life to do some more suffering in the gladiator ring :)

bfg895, December 15th, 2010, 8:57 pm

ouch
omg that would hurt and because of that egg cracking thingy on the side hes female

Grey Knyt (Guest), December 16th, 2010, 12:21 am

Daaaaaaaaaaaamn...
She sure cut that Greater Wood down to size... It is now just a very bad wood.

Also, I wouldn't be surprised if Skaart has already eaten his guards...^^

Rude (Guest), December 16th, 2010, 2:06 pm

Freakin Noob
First You make certain She cant protect then do wapin n stuff

furiso the marine (Guest), December 16th, 2010, 8:35 pm

ouch
@archon
there probably laughing at there buddy's missury. i mean they do like tortureing thats pretty torturing for most men and the ones that it isn't don't have anymore

Archon (Guest), December 19th, 2010, 5:52 pm

LoL
@furiso the marine
But the Feel no Pain for the Pain Token?
(Too many "pain" in this new Codex...)

Necrons,from,Intel;P (Guest), January 10th, 2011, 1:59 am

HAHA!
69th strip in the series is an attempted rape XD

Mont'yr la (Guest), January 27th, 2011, 4:04 pm


AAAWYEEAH! You got OWNED!

elfknight, August 8th, 2016, 7:08 pm

6th Stripe?
I don't get it. What is 6th stripe? Like a stripe on their armor?


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