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March 2nd, 2011, 1:22 am

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True_Darius, March 2nd, 2011, 1:40 am

Ok, so here is it. Im afraid you will have to bear with the cliffhangger once again. But fear not, you are allowed to express all the complains you want. ;)

Lets hear some original ones.

Oh, BTW, did you see the cinematic trailer of de DOW retribution? wow!

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scotta (Guest), March 2nd, 2011, 2:08 am

no skraat can't die what will we do without him

Tau kick more than ass (Guest), March 2nd, 2011, 2:21 am

I think you went a bit overboard with the blood, it looks like he should fall apart.

Power of the krootflame (Guest), March 2nd, 2011, 2:26 am

Dont be a fag. He is Skraat. I bet he wiped the wood with those wolf-thing asses and now he will screw that tau.

Rude (Guest), March 2nd, 2011, 6:02 am

No fuckin way
Skraat is way too badass to die >.>
Dun dare to make him die or else .... *Starts Chainsaw*

Winterous (Guest), March 2nd, 2011, 7:45 am

Skraat, nooo Q-Q

Fishbone (Guest), March 2nd, 2011, 8:43 am

I'd guess most of the blood isn't even his own :)

True Archon, March 2nd, 2011, 9:02 am

He has lost one of his Drakons!

Gav (Guest), March 2nd, 2011, 10:28 am


Guest, March 2nd, 2011, 10:43 am

What's a Drakon?

SGT.Collins (Guest), March 2nd, 2011, 3:43 pm

If skraat dies then he best die with honer or he can live(please let him live i beg you)

True_Darius, March 2nd, 2011, 4:57 pm

Here: http://eatatau.smackjeeves.com/news-archive/posts/93073/using-skraat/


Dragons: The blades of Skraat`s knives are forged with the spikes from one of the most dangerous creatures of the Planet Kraust. The Dragons of Kraust are a Kroot evolutionary strain that cannot be domesticated due to the aggressive nature and size. They live in lava lakes near the equator and they attack any creature they see as Prey or food. Their skins are fireproof and hard as diamonds. Although nobody has ever successfully Captured one of these animals alive, since they sink in their burning lakes when wounded, The spikes are very valuable, and just having one of these knives is a symbol of great status among the Kroot of Kraust.

Kraust Dragons are a pair of Mastercrafted Rending close combat weapons (additional attack already included) that Skraat can use as a Ranged shooting attack with +1 to his BS (not included in the stats) with the following Profile:

-Kraust Dragons-
Range 6"
Strength 4
AP -
Type Assault 2, Rending

If Skraat doesn't assault the enemy he shot at, he will loose all Hand to Hand combat bonuses (and besides, he wont be able to "shoot") till he gets his weapons back by getting within 2" of the target model or unit, or within 2" of last known location of the target if it was killed or moved away before Skraat could assult.

Grey Knyt (Guest), March 2nd, 2011, 5:50 pm

We just got the AWESOME Marine back and now we are losing the AWESOME Kroot??? In the words of Darth Vader; "Nooooooooooooo!"

lolwut (Guest), March 2nd, 2011, 7:06 pm

what did he lose?

JuankiMan (Guest), March 2nd, 2011, 8:13 pm

The last strip's punchline was all fun and games until Skraat lost a Dragon.

DEATH (Guest), March 2nd, 2011, 8:48 pm

which one?
you complain that the marine is dead and he comes back now your complaining that the xenos is going to die? make up your minds i need someones soul!

Tyber (Guest), March 3rd, 2011, 12:37 pm

Did he just get bigger?

Guest, March 4th, 2011, 1:35 am

Yes, Skarrt did grow bigger.

Kroot tend to evolve after consuming a lot of their fallen enemy.

Skaart killed a lot of fully drug-induce enemy, so his body got to be jack up of combat drug.

Necron_Lord_Thanatos, March 5th, 2011, 3:09 am

+++ (reader)

Skrat cannot die! +++

+++ (Imperial inner voice)

Kill the Alien!!!+++

+++ (My true Necron player behaviour)

Death to the living!!! +++

Sternguard (Guest), March 5th, 2011, 7:20 am

Is it just me or is Skraat getting bigger, I guess all the good eats he's been getting have been working wonders on him.

Commisar Jackal (Guest), March 5th, 2011, 9:14 am

Pitiful Xenos
The xenos scum should die!!! along with the tratior marine!!!!! >:^)

Thantose (Guest), March 5th, 2011, 9:16 am

xenos are awsome, forget the whole xenos= bad. skraat saved there a**** a few times and he gets repaid by getting eaten. heck, it looks like his body's being held togehter by just skin. no muscle's at all

Mont'yr la (Guest), March 5th, 2011, 6:03 pm

(Apply slow-motion effect)
Noooooooo! Quick, someone give this guy some water and a pillow! This is not a drill, people! This man might die if he doesn't get that pillow!