That ..... may hurt....
If that's the alien weapon I think it is, Johnson may want to shift slightly out of the way.. and by shift slightly I mean GTFO!!!!!
... Although honestly, I wonder if I should use one of those in my Rogue Trader game. I think some of the listeners for the Fandible podcast might like hearing one of my Ork players try to dodge out of a weapon that will literally rip a hole in the warp. :D
Dark Eldar Scourge equipped 'winged'-jetpack and a Dark Lance cannon.
F*CK. Rng: 36' /Str: 8 /AP: 2/Heavy 1. That thing touches him, we're screwed! By choosing not to engage him in melee, and instead kites him from extreme range Johnson loses the advantage of his formidable armor. Nicely played, D'eldar scum, nicely played.
LUCKILY, Johnson is Not alone ^,^ and is working with a race that specializes in Range combat.
Jonhson is going to need new paint on his armour, since that lance is going to scrach it.
The dark eldar is going to need some new lungs, heart, brain and limbs, since Jonhson is going to crush her.
Where the heck is the new joke?
Are you fucking kidding me?
All the frakking week waiting for the new joke and there is no new one. Who bloody retard cares about the new stripe? We are only reading your webcomic becouse of the great jokes. So if you don´t want to upset your fans to a new level of "lifetakingmurderouswrath" you may consider to update a new joke before this sunday. If not, we will have to send our bests assasins to steal all your beer.