Raiders (III)

February 8th, 2012, 12:40 am

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True_Darius, February 8th, 2012, 12:40 am

Cause the guard always gets the mission done...

except in the 99% of the times, when they just wait the space marines to clean their mess

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Mastadon-King (Guest), February 8th, 2012, 1:19 am

The servant of Malal claims the first position. Also in relations to the pizza joke on the side...fuck the blood god. He's got two legs that aren't broken. He can get his own damn pizza, the lazy bitch. Besides, tacos rule.

Heman Rut (Guest), February 8th, 2012, 2:01 am

Obviously they haven't been defeated. Guess what - they just jumped and blow a capital D'eltar ship. Losses: 1 SpecOps team. Reward: 1 ridiculously huge ship destroyed + hundreds of SM-pointy-ears-space-elvish-people

Ironhand (Guest), February 8th, 2012, 2:24 am

Dark Eldar don't know what a "defeat" is?

You know, the nazis where defeated on normandy beach, and of course for every nazi... ten allies where killed there? xD

Victory and defeat are relative concepts... see Stalingrad. As Heman Rut suggests, 12 imperial guards against huge ship and thousands of pointy-faces...

Christopher (Guest), February 8th, 2012, 2:33 am

What about the planet
Herman, actually I think the shockwave destroyed the moon in the background as well.

eater (Guest), February 8th, 2012, 3:15 am

Hah! Serves those biggot space-elves right. Good commando story is always fun to read

benji dude (Guest), February 8th, 2012, 8:01 am

Longest monologue ever. Any half-way decent good guy would have done the deed and killed him by now.

Mikosz (Guest), February 8th, 2012, 10:31 am

Dark Eldar- as srg Johnson pointed out. Are the stupidiest race ever... Not even getting shagged badly by a spec op team they outnumbered 100:1 can wake them up....

I bet in the next line poor Archon will look down the guns of Tau suit that :D and pointy ears will fry.... har har har

Commissar, February 8th, 2012, 11:41 am

the commissar would be very proud of those guardsmen

Mont'yr la (Guest), February 8th, 2012, 11:44 am

You have to admire their inability to admit defeat.

"Yes, you destroyed our ship, wiped out most of our clan and saved your planet from invasion, but that was all part of the plan, see!!?

Solaris (Guest), February 8th, 2012, 1:24 pm

"You are too stupid to understand...
...when you have been defeated".

And thats coming from someone who got his Ass Whooped while claiming that Victory!

Deathrex (Guest), February 8th, 2012, 3:21 pm

Just spent all day reading up til this point and just wow totally awesome!! Love the style and humor. Great to see imperial guard being badass... Dying horribly mind you yet still doing so with some gusto lol. Love the tau-terminator in all it's epicness.

dan hibiki (Guest), February 8th, 2012, 4:35 pm

and boom goes the diamante

Sage (Guest), February 8th, 2012, 5:32 pm

If you work hard enough, you might just live long enough for the Astartes to take all the credit.

JuankiMan (Guest), February 8th, 2012, 7:26 pm

Spoken like a true Dark Eldar. The concept of self-sacrifice to attain a goal larger than yourself is completely alien to them.

Norbert (Guest), February 10th, 2012, 4:09 am

So you say because the IG blew up the ship with just one squad, they won?
Blowing up a ship, while losing a whole planet in the process is a victory?
The DE came with just that one ship and conquered the whole planet. THAT I'd call the victory.
And most likely the majority of their troops was still down on the planet raping, pillaging, gathering slaves and doing whatever their debased kind does after crushing the enemy resistance.

sgt_flyer (Guest), February 10th, 2012, 10:21 am

in a way, IG won here
by destroying this DE ship, they prevented those dark eldars to go after other planets... so they sacrified a planet to delay the dark eldars :p sooo imperial tactics :p

Grey Knyt (Guest), February 10th, 2012, 12:14 pm

Imperial Atomic-fusion warheads...
A Salute to all Kasrkins everywhere *Salute*
For the God-Emperor of Mankind, D'Eldar b*tches!

Geekazoid92, February 10th, 2012, 3:02 pm

Self Sacrifice
See what seperates the humans from the Aliens, is that we don't notice the loss of life, while the Aliens feel it hard. Humans in the 40K universe have the numbers to absorb it. On top of that, we're willing to throw our lives away to protect others. Those 2 factors are why the Imperium still stands despite all their enemies efforts.

D6 (Guest), February 11th, 2012, 3:24 am


Guest, February 11th, 2012, 6:23 am

Actually this just proved why humans are one of the greatest races ever

dark eldar pyro (Guest), February 11th, 2012, 11:01 pm

GAHHH!!! humans
frst of DE are not stupid (we have better tec.) and distrying a DE mother ship is the best way to get the Archon to wipe hundreds of systems cleen of existence.

ironhand, we know what defete is and only the most unintelligent Archon will lead there troops to defete and not get reveng in some way.
norbert, THAT WAS THE MOTHER SHIP IDIT DE mother ship = more than fifty impirial hive worlds.
Geekzoid92, actualy it's not that hard of a blow when a few DE die because they can be revived
humans defintly arn't the gratest race ever(they have yet to get the power of 100th of the old eldar empier)and the only reson that humas have srvived is because of the spacemerines and the fact that humans breed like rats.

Triarch (Guest), February 12th, 2012, 5:19 am

Eldar, acient race that exept that every thing should go as planned. Humans, young race that do what they bloody feel like.
And people wonder why I play Necrons. We get to do both(and were even older than Eldar).

Criptek (Guest), February 13th, 2012, 4:09 am

Wonderful, simply wonderful so far ^^ I just love the story and the art, and Sha'shiva is hot XD

Well Pyro i have to disagree. DE are stupid, since is their fault the birth of Slaanesh for example. Or like in this case DE waste time (and resource) in a civil war to declare who's the leader instead of build another ship take revenge.
Also the better tec. is held by necron.
But i agree with the fact that the humans aren't the best race ^^

El_Coso_Loco (Guest), February 13th, 2012, 6:25 am

Because guards always get the mission done!!!
Then die stupidly.

Henry91, October 27th, 2012, 3:24 am

This is absolutely a Crowning Moment of Awesome, not just for the Imperium, but for writing a conflict between two factions you despise and still showing them as intelligently competent where appropriate - while at the same time giving a DARK ELDAR villain a backstory and motive!