Comedy gold aside, I REALLY wonder how Kor'la got out of this one.
It's a one-strip gag/Non sequitur that takes place outside continuity/in an alternate universe?
Maybe he becomes an assistant to the first mutilated teacher/a Big Bad/Or maybe even get to call "What The Hell Hero" in the future?
Maybe fuel for a future plot-point or flashback?
Somehow I doubt the security at the school would see him as an innocent bystander. :P
Then again, they might be inbred Chief Wiggum-like dumbasses for all I know.
Or the strip might be a Non Sequitur or something like that.
It would, of course, be hilarious if this one comes back to bite him in the ass one day.
Or utterly breaks his portrayal as a "Loveable Rogue", what do I know?